This weekend I was at Pet Friendly in Hilton. I was holding kittens and watching hampsters race and then something caught my eye…

A Halloween costume for cats! You always see them for dogs…but never cats. I had to buy it and put it on my psycho cat Marti. And I did.

This is supposed to be what it looks like:

They must have drugged this cat. No cat wants to wear booties. This is what Marti looked like in it…

No booties, and she’s still pissed! After all the hissing, growling, and biting it took to get pictures of her…somehow she managed just to look bored. She managed to hiss constantly except for the exact second it took to take a picture. I think she’s magic, and a swashbuckling badass.