I don’t make it a secret that I’m not a big fan of Mariah Carey. I enjoy her music, just not her. She’s a diva bitch. I’m also not a fan of Ashlee Simpson. Not a fan of her, her music, her family, or her nose. So when I read today that these two might fight with knives…I have to admit that I smiled inside.

Mariah Carey’s album was leaked onto the internet last week and now they’re saying it was Ashlee Simpson’s people who leaked it so her album sales would do better than Mariah! Also, Ashlee announced her engagement today to Pete Wentz, which is probably another poor attempt to sell albums.

There is no way queen diva Mariah isn’t going to crush Ashlee with her drumstick legs. Ashlee, your album probably sucks, and you know it…don’t go after someone who obviously will crush you.

Btw…how photoshopped is Mariah’s new album cover? It looks all fake and weird. I thought all the airbrushing was supposed to give the illusion of looking good. It just looked fake. I think my picture of her is better!