Why do people put their pets in ridiculous outfits? A sweater is ok…but that’s about as far as I go. I’m talking about the full blown outfits then walk them around.

I witnessed a pet fasion disaster driving down East Ave yesterday. This dog had a hat on. A hat! Why does a dog need a hat!? Dogs have survived thousands of years without shading their eyes from the sun…do they really need it now? Do you need to take this out in public? Dress your animal in the privacy of your own home, your dog is embarrased.

Like this dog…

Really? Wow. Who the hell made this outfit?!? That’s the job I want, designing stupid outfits for dogs. Seriously, that would be pretty badass. I could come up with some really dumb crap for an animal to wear. Maybe a big doggie turd outfit then carry around a HUGE pooper scooper. But don’t put them in it for Halloween…just do it in the middle of June on East Ave.

Tell your dog I said your welcome.