Last night Brody and I were watching tv and a commercial came on for Will Smith’s new movie Hancock. My immediate response was “iiiiiccccchhhhhh.” I just hate Will Smith. Period.

I know 98% of people reading this are angry now. It seems like anyone I tell that I hate Will Smith to always says “What??? I Looooooove Will Smith!!” Barf. He sucks. Let me tell you why…

1.) His music is the worst. This is the main reason why I hate him. None of it’s original. It’s all sampled from other songs that were original and hits. It’s an easy cop-out to use a song that’s already popular.

2.) His ‘no swearing’ bs. He says he doesn’t need swearing to make his music good. Are you saying all music with swearing is bad? Who are you trying to impress? Swearing is one of my favorite activities.

3.) All of his movies are summer blockbuster crap.

4.) He’s a Scientologist. There’s no need to elaborate on that.

5.) I think the Fresh Prince was nothing remarkable. Yet people gush all over it like it was the Sopranos.

As for as this Hancock movie goes…give some details in the commercials! Don’t get me wrong, I have no interest in seeing it, but they really tell you nothing in the commercials. Will Smith - Superhero…is that all people need to shell out $10+ dollars to see this crap?

I want to write on this poster for the movie and insert the word sucks…but what letters I wanted to remove and replace with sucks is inappropriate. Imagine it for yourself…cause it would be funny!